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    说有一刚入市的新股民,天天从早到晚满脑子都是股票,就连做梦都是大盘!一日早晨,儿子问他:“爸爸,现在几点了?”“嗯,过了3800点了!”

    又一日,妻子见他日渐消瘦,就给他煲了锅鸽汤补补。谁知这位仁兄吓得,面色惨白,道:“快拿走!快拿走!我不要割肉!我不要割肉!”



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