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    话说,有天,一老汉牵着他的驴进城。一无德的城里人想拿这位乡下老头儿开涮。

    于是,他就冲那老汉喊道:“嗨,伙计,吃了吗?”

    老汗先是一愣,心想这人我不认识呀。但既然人家主动打招呼,自己也不能失礼啊,于是他赶忙回答道:“俺吃过了!”

    城里人坏笑道:“谁跟你说话了,我是问驴呢!”

    老汉听罢,扭头给了驴两耳光,说:“这蠢东西,你城里有亲戚,咋不早说一声呢?!”
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