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    老王去医生那里看病,医生给他开了个处方,处方上的字龙飞凤舞,神仙也难辨认。老王把处方放在口袋里没去配药。 

    这天,他去听音乐会,误把处方拿出来给了检票员,检票员看不明白,以为是哪位领导批的条子,就让他进去了。老王这下子受了启发,用它当铁路通行证、老板特批的请假条……后来他忘了把它放在哪儿了,谁知被他女儿拿去当古琴乐谱来弹,居然在比赛中得了奖!
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