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    美军值班时不允许玩牌,但天黑后三个老兵—— 一个天主教徒、一个新教徒、一个犹太人——偷偷玩了起来。结果丢了弹药,被带到司令部。 

    天主教徒说:“我向圣母玛利亚起誓,我没玩牌!” 

    新教徒也向马丁•路德起誓,说他也没玩。 

    最后轮到犹太人了。他一时想不起该向谁起誓,便灵机一动,说:“将军,我一个人能玩牌吗?”
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